Coffee Belongs in my Body and on My Body!!

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The Coffee Scrub

So this is the coffee scrub I was dying to dry. Guess what?? It looks JUST LIKE COFFEE! But the best part is, it SMELLS just like COFFEE! I don’t know what I was expecting because it says, like right on the package, that it is THE COFFEE SCRUB. So lo and behold, I open it in the shower and I didn’t know whether to brew it or use as directed. I felt like a giant pot of Cafe Bustello! The smell was amazing! It mingled with the steam and the whole bathroom smelled heavenly. So the directions are to dampen your skin and use 2 small handfuls, and rub in all over your body (especially the problem areas, where your body feels like a Dorito). Leave it on for 5-10 minutes; for me it was closer to 5 because, come on, what am I going to do in the shower standing around for 10 minutes. As I rinsed it off, my skin felt sooo smooth! Better than the salt scrub I usually use. And if you’re wondering, no, I didn’t smell like a doppio espresso when I dried off. All it is is coffee and some essential oils. I think I can make it myself. I always have coffee on hand.

So anyway, now that I have totally wasted your time with this uncompensated product placement, just remember, Constant Reader, scrub early and scrub often!

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7 comments

  1. dyane · January 20

    My mom was born and raised in the Bronx but didn’t have bipolar or a love affair with coffee like yours truly!!!!

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    • la bronx chick · January 20

      Where in The Bronx were you born? I was born in Einstein Hospital and raised off the Grand Concourse!

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      • dyane · January 22

        Hi again – sorry for the delay – actually it was my Mom who was born there, and she’s still alive – she turns 82 next week. I’ll text her tonight & find out where she was born! :))) I remember her telling me a story about getting her head stuck in a metal railing at the Bronx Zoo & they had to get a firefighter to get her out!

        Take care – hope you’re doing well.

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  2. la bronx chick · January 20

    yup!!

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  3. Abbie · January 20

    I always struggle with the standing there bit 😅

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    • la bronx chick · January 20

      Me too. Usually it’s with conditioner! I put the conditioner in my hair and then shave my legs or something. Then I rinse! But that is 2 minutes tops!

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      • Abbie · January 20

        And you can’t leave the water running!

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