So this is the coffee scrub I was dying to dry. Guess what?? It looks JUST LIKE COFFEE! But the best part is, it SMELLS just like COFFEE! I don’t know what I was expecting because it says, like right on the package, that it is THE COFFEE SCRUB. So lo and behold, I open it in the shower and I didn’t know whether to brew it or use as directed. I felt like a giant pot of Cafe Bustello! The smell was amazing! It mingled with the steam and the whole bathroom smelled heavenly. So the directions are to dampen your skin and use 2 small handfuls, and rub in all over your body (especially the problem areas, where your body feels like a Dorito). Leave it on for 5-10 minutes; for me it was closer to 5 because, come on, what am I going to do in the shower standing around for 10 minutes. As I rinsed it off, my skin felt sooo smooth! Better than the salt scrub I usually use. And if you’re wondering, no, I didn’t smell like a doppio espresso when I dried off. All it is is coffee and some essential oils. I think I can make it myself. I always have coffee on hand.
So anyway, now that I have totally wasted your time with this uncompensated product placement, just remember, Constant Reader, scrub early and scrub often!